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don't worry, be happy Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie

Quotes about the meaning of life Human beings in the cosmos are like dogs or cats in a house. Most of what is really happening is beyond our comprehension and it is safest, as they do, to simply acquiesce or ignore; to hope to be suffered to live out our lives in peace. -- Richard Adams, from The Girl in a Swing.

punctuality The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

Make your words brief It is with words as with sunbeams, the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn. --Southey

Assumptions Wethern's Law:
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

All Things Are Possible ... Sort of. All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

absolute certainty Absolute certainty is the privilege of uneducated minds and fanatics. - C.J. Keyser

anger Anger is a wind that blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert Green Ingersoll

the uses of beauty Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies, for example. - John Ruskin

avoiding problems A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein


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